Move over, Michael Moore. You have competition.

The former pharma exec says that a documentary is going to be made about his adventures as “The Whistleblower” and his life in the pfast lane at Pfizer. No word on the filmmakers or financing. But if this isn’t enough……

“We are also negotiating a feature film with the big studios, based on the same story, but those big guys want closure before they sign on the dotted line,” he writes on his controversial blog. “Closure means they want to know how the story ends.”

But how will it end? Will Rost run Kindler out of his 42nd Street office? Will Rost be knocked off like Karen Silkwood? More important, who will play Rost in the full-length feature? The Oscars are over. Time for some new nominations.