Need Clean Hands? Try The Vytorin Soap Dispenser
1 CommentBy Ed Silverman // February 12th, 2008 // 2:35 pm
Need to wash away the evidence of an insider stock sale? How about that grimy feeling that comes with peeking at disappointing clinical-trial data before anyone else? No worries. Just attach one of these post-modern Vytorin soap dispensers to your office wall and, magically, you can have clean hands once again. This is, by the way, the secret weapon distributed to doctors who may not like the feeling that rubs off when accepting free lunches. And it makes a perfect gift for that busy pharma exec who is trying to negotiate Medicaid fraud charges with prosecutors.
Amy
Hilarious!